@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
She probably didn’t. Just puttin’ that out there.

@Joseph Raszagal Maybe she did a really good job avenging him?

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
I already pissed him off once by accident. Let’s not start something that doesn’t need to be started, yo.
 
Otherwise, I really would like to ask the obvious question: Why is Jesus forgiving the pony manifestation of Nazism?

@Joseph Raszagal Too late!

@Scrounge
 
[Shrugs]
 
A’ight, I’ll stop.

@Joseph Raszagal  
I think it’s best we change the subject very quickly.

@Scrounge
 
Not particularly, no. It just wouldn’t be an award ceremony speech without arbitrarily thanking Jesus.

@Joseph Raszagal  
You really want to piss me off, don’t you?

@Scrounge
 
Don’t forget the obligatory thanking Jesus.

@Mechanized Pony  
I’d like to thank the academy…

@Scrounge  
You win

Another great burn.

EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NIIII-EEEE-IIINE!

BURN!!!!!!

@Background Pony #D82A  
Quoting Wikipedia: “Jenny Craig, Inc., often known simply as Jenny Craig, is a weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company founded in 1983 by Jenny Craig and her husband, Sidney Craig.” For a time, they had Kirstie Alley as a spokesperson, who (at that time) had lost a lot of weight using their services; some (most?) of her commercials used the catchphrase, “Have you called Jenny yet?” Unfortunately for her and Jenny Craig, she regained a lot of that weight soon after those commercials.
 
And now for the obligatory:  

i don´t get it either