Anon: “I’m so done. Does everything have to be a pony here?!”  
“Yes” peeped the frying pan pone

Born from an egg on a countertop  
The funkiest pony that ever rocked…

egg opening videos

Egg Monsters from Mares

Dang it that’s adorable!

Everybody! grab a whisk! We must beat it and make an omelette!

@drparty  
You say that like this silly horse carton isn’t already filled with lots of well rounded characters who spout puns all ovum the place.

@Background Pony #AED3  

“What Species is this?”
 
“It’s uh, a Scootaloo”
 
“You bred Chickens?”
 
Nods

@patec  
I should report you for cracking those puns, Patec. This isn’t a yolk. >:u

Sooner or later anon is going to find out that this is all the work of a single pony trying to make his life a living hell.
 
Their results are mixed, to say the least.

Put the frying pan away?! Screw that, I’m turning the burner up! I paid good money for these eggs and I’ll be darned if I’m going to let them go to waste!!

@Pagan  
Aww, but look how eggcited it is to meet you.  
@Ilsor  
I’m no eggspert, but I wold say yes.

Badumsquish does it again.

Wat, the number of troubling questions this raises is truly impressive.

What else is a pony?
 
Your refrigerator is a pony.  
Your bed is a pony.  
Your house is a pony.  
Your glasses are a pony.  
Your underwear is a pony.  
Your toothbrush is a pony.  
Your shower is a pony.  
Your toilet is a pony.
 
Your neighbour is a pony, too.

Your cute and all but I need breakfast so I’m sorry but I must now cook you.

egg-cellent.

Will it survive being hardboiled?  
I am not being cruel or anything, I’m just curious.

What the fuck.
 
I’m not sure.
 
Oh it’s badumsquish.

An unfertilized, yet still living chicken pony?

hmm… there’s been a few egg pones before, but this is first one that’s literally just an egg whites and yolk goo pony

Oh badum, what wacky pony will you come up with next?

…Yeaaaah, this one doesn’t bear thinking about.