@Brony_Conundrum
That’s where my hatred for him started that and he told Bruce Willis to shut the fuck up because he said a part in the movie Armageddon didn’t make any sense. Seriously he’s an asshole.
@Pagan
You know, that raises a couple of interesting questions. Could a gun pony just refuse to fire at something or someone unless she was absolutely certain that your life was in danger? If that’s the case, maybe we could start issuing gun ponies to the police and military and hopefully reduce the number of unwarranted shootings.
@Brony_Conundrum
Pistol pony: “clicks safety on whoops careful there you could have hurt yourself and your little friend there jumps out of your hand and goes to get a hayburger.”
This. This right here is why I stopped using regular eggs and switched to those liquid eggs in cartons. Nothing ruins your trust of Eggs like cracking out a half-grown chick into your cake batter. =/