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Thank god I havnt seen any ponies with a gerbil cutiemark.
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I was going to make a joke about planting seeds, then I started recoiling at the mental image of the vines sprouting.
Edited because: Autocorrect is crud
Insert Richard Gere joke here
Or Lily Longsocks with a hedgehog…
I pity the poor fool who has a cactus cutie mark.
I mean… I knew they weren’t caltrops in the first place… just a bit of morbid speculation tbh.
Three years later and I just realized I misspelled Caltrops. And for some pathetic reason I feel the need to revive this thread for this stupid announcement.
Edited because: Stuff and reasons.
Or worse, Wild Fire.
Stars and jacks are the same shape. Stars from Bewitched’s animated intro, not the traditional star.
Well, given the 60’s fascination with Space and Nuclear Science, I’d have to agree.
I’m pretty sure they’re just starbursts, not jacks.
There’s a joke here somewhere about arcane slang from the ’50s like queer and weiners. X3
“…epic pony war?”
“YAKS DECLARE WAR!”
I meant it was unpleasant for the fact that they existed at all, not that they were inside anyone (though that would be considerably worse).
Also; Caltrops, not “Claptraps’
Also, also, for those who don’t know; Caltrops are small jack-like devices, comprised of four spikes, oriented in such a way so that, when thrown, tossed, dumped, etc., three of the spikes would rest on the ground, while the fourth sticks upwards. That way, when cavalry, infantry, or other mounted forces rode past, their horses would step on the spike, crippling them. How these could ever to be in the MLP universe, is truly a mystery, though a somewhat morbid and unpleasant one at that.
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@The CLaUD
I think those are actually “Jacks”, not “Claptraps”. Not as painful, but would still probably be anywhere between mildly uncomfortable to medium pain, depending on how far deep they’re wedged.
Either way, it would require a trip to the hospital.
>The implication that Caltrops exist in this universe
Jesus, that’s an unpleasent thought… why would they even need them?
nah, alley way has caltrops… ow.
I have an oc stallion whose cutie mark is two sticks of dynamite and a bowling ball bomb.
A stallion with frog drinking tea while in a cup of tea cutiemark.
A mare whose cutie might include a wrench.
And a mare whose cutie mark is three large stacked logs all stripped of bark.
I need this docs number, just in case.
That can’t be comfortable for her…
With any luck.
Huh, I never noticed. Is her anthro counterpart like seven feet tall?
lets face it considering how much she loves that farm she probably is
Well, she’s a big mare.