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kreig

“Sorry sir, I’m a Lesbian”
 
That’s alright ma’am, I’m gay, you know where the gay bar is?
 
“No! No! I was just teasing! I change my mind! Fuck me!”
 
You’re such a whore, no wonder I’m still gay.
Zeyon

Did you have a horrible accident in a makeup factory? You could probably sue them… Also have you ever heard of imagination? It’s a powerful wanking aid.
Background Human
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
I love how professional it sounds.
 
“Beg pardon, ma’am. Might I trouble you for a romantic engagement?”  
“Oh, terribly sorry, sir. I’m afraid I’m quite lesbian at the moment.”