This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in a long time.

@TheAntiCat  
I’ll have a shot of your finest bourbon

@Zincy
 
…that *somehow* survives being vaporised by an exploding Collector base.

@Thaecrasis  

 
“Would sir care for some bourbon or a brandy?”  

The Glue Factory:  
Tour Guide”And here, if you look to your left, we see glue being made in it’s first stages..”
 
Kid:“Mommy? What’s happening with that pony? Mommy?! O_O”  
Mom: covers kids eyes with hands “Uh, that pony is drinking a magic potion to test its effects! I’m sure she’ll be back to normal in a few moments.. isn’t that right, Tour Guide? gives the guide a arched look, looking between them and her kid
 
Tour Guide: Nope! She’s already dead, and being liquified into an excellent glue base compound! I can guarantee our glue is some of the best out there - is completely oblivious to the mother and child’s woes Now if you look to the right…
 
Kid: …… rocking back and forth in shock
 

 
Welp if we’re going to hell, we might as well do so in style  
(⌐□_□)

many of these tags are highly appropriate…..

The flask works like the process chambers in Mass Effect 2, she’ll be processed into goop and made part of the Pony Reaper.