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Goddamnit flash. Just goddamnit.

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@Background Pony #5C76  
or unless you’re super rich and you have this weird family motto/saying of “whatever happens, be responsible” (somewhat good end). and yes, there is a IRL family that does this.
 
or you could be like freight train from ‘cleveland show’ and bail (bad end).
Background Pony #0854
This guy’s an idiot. For two reasons. One, he got all those girls pregnant while they’re still in High School meaning he’ll have to deal with some very VERY angry parents who would not be happy to find out that their daughters got pregnant at an early age.
 
And Two, he’ll have to pay for child-support and with so many children from so many girls to take care of he’s screwed. He’ll always be broke all of the time. Flash’s life is pretty much over at that point. He can’t make enough money to go to college or go to a job-training school if he’s still paying for child-support.
 
The lesson to learn here is no matter how hot or sexy a girl looks, never fuck her until after you get out of college or until after you get married.
 
Of course there’s always the condom and birth-control pills. However, they’re not 100% prefect. After all accidents do happen…
Background Pony #462A
i get the feeling that pinkie, adagio, and trixie are going to blackmail(or extort) the fuck outa flash.
OptimusPrimevil
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@BasedPharaoh  
over here in the Philippines, there is a clan of actors-politicians who are infamous of their extended family but the patriarch did teach one important lesson to his sires, ‘be responsible’. of course having a lot of money helps…
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@Poptard  
it’s too much work to add more girls to the list just to accomodate genghis khan, charlemagne and mitsumasa kido (from saint seiya, who fathered 100 boys (at least from 99 different women) and probably an unrecorded number of girls).
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I don’t think enough variations with no difference at all of this meme have been uploaded yet. We clearly need at least a few more dozen, and then we’ll go back to beating this dead horse.
BasedPharaoh

honestly this dude is financially fucked, his life is over, he will never enjoy life.  
he’s going to be in eternal debt with at least 8 girls, at most 9 if he doesnt stay with one of them.  
remember kids, shit has consequences.