@TheAntiCat  
How do you make a Marine commit suicide?  
Throw a shovel of sand at a wall and tell him to hit the beach.
 
How can you tell a Marine on an offshore rig?  
He’s the one throwing breadcrumbs at the incoming helicopters.
 
Why do you start every military tribute with the Marine hymn?  
Cause by the time you finish, they get the first line.
 
How do you call a Marine with an IQ of 70?  
General.
 
How can you tell a Marine has been using your PC?  
White-Out on the screen.

Epic Facepalm
 
A full year after seeing this, I finally get why the marine pony is freaking out….gods I can be thick sometimes.

@TheAntiCat
 
My  
Ass  
Rides  
In  
Navy  
Equipment

@TheAntiCat  
U.S. ARMY- reverse acronym for “Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up.”

@Background Pony #6037  
Muscles  
Are  
Required  
Intelligence  
Not  
Essential
 
Herpa derpa derp!
 
Got any other overused gags?

Marines aren’t too bright. That’s why they are Marines.

Lol