@Sparrow9612  
you are amazing

@Background Pony #34D6  
Jim carry version thank you

You’re a mean one, Rainbow Dash  
You really are a heel
 
You’re as cuddly as a cactus  
And as charming as an eel  
Rainbow Da-ash
 
You’re a bad banana with a  
Greasy black peel
 
Just face the music  
You’re a monster, Rainbow Dash yes you are  
YOUR HEART’S AN EMPTY HOOOLE!!
 
Your brain is gull of spiders  
You got garlic in your so-oh-oul  
Rainbow Da-ash
 
I WOULDN’T TOUCH YOU WITH A  
39/2 FT pole!
 
You’re a vile one, Rainbow Dash  
You have parasprite in your smile
 
You have all the tender sweetness  
Of a seasick crocodile  
Rainbow Da-ash
 
Given the choice between the two of you,  
I’d chose the SEASICK CROCODILE!

@Background Pony #7CCB  
Maybe some forced treatment therapy?

@Background Pony #7CCB  
Why, an even more out-of-this-world faic, of course!  
But season 5 is still young, so it’s bound to happen again.

Dashie’s killing it with her facial expressions.  
First this:  
and now this:  
what more could you ask for?

@A Sad Pony  
Really? Okay, this is funny. Very sly shout-out here.
 
And Applejack007, thanks to you too.

@Miss Shy
 
applause

@Ardashir  
Not an edit

@Ardashir  
It’s not! It’s actually in the episode.
 
Makes me wonder if this and these Grinch references were all part of Larson’s sinister plan.

Grinch intensifies

And the more Rainbow thought of this whole winter fling,
 
The more Rainbow thought, “I must stop this whole thing!”
 
“Why, my friend hibernating, I just cannot allow!”
 
“I MUST stop winter from coming! But HOW?”
 
But then, she had an idea.
 
And awful idea.
 
A guaranteed to not succeed, awful idea!

damn you Rd, now i can’t stop listening the grinch song from the jim carry’s movie.

Is this an edit? Because if not…
 
(voice of Thurl Ravenscroft): “You’re a mean one, Rainbow Dash…”

Sinister Dash is sinister!

@Sparrow9612
 
Oh, very well done.
 
My only critique would be you could have just used “Rainbow Dash” instead of “Mrs. Dash”. It would have scanned more or less the same, and would have been more accurate.

@Sparrow9612  
Amazing! bows

@Sparrow9612  
Great parody! For the most part.  
I spy a bit of redundancy in the line You’re a crooked jerky jock and,   You are a crooked horse
 
But other than that, you get an A!

@Sparrow9612  

@Flareblitzfury
 
You’re a mean one, Rainbow Dash  
You really are a heel  
You’re as cuddly as King Sombra  
You’re as charming as a quarray eel,  
Mrs. Da-ash  
You’re a bad banana with a greasy blue peel
 
You’re a monster, Mrs. Dash  
Your being a plothole  
Your brain is full of cider  
You’ve got flim-flam in your soul, Mrs. Da-ash  
I wouldn’t touch you with a  
Thirty-nine and a half hoof pole
 
You’re a vile one, Mrs. Dash  
You have twittermites in your smile,  
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick rockodile,  
Mrs. Da-ash  
Given the choice between the two of you,  
I’d take the seasick rockodile
 
You’re a foul one, Mrs. Dash  
You’re a nasty wasty punk  
Your heart is full of unwashed socks  
Your soul is full of gak,  
Mrs. Da-ash
 
The three best words that best describe you,  
Are as follows, and I quote”  
Stink!  
Stank!  
Skunk!
 
You’re a rotter Mrs. Dash  
You’re the queen of sinful plots  
Your heart’s a dead tomato squashed with moldy rainbow spots  
Mrs. Da-ash
 
Your soul is an appalling dump heap  
Overflowing with the most disgraceful  
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,  
Mangled up in tangled up knots
 
You nauseate me, Mrs. Dash  
With a nauseous super nos  
You’re a crooked jerky jock and,  
You are a crooked horse  
Mrs. Da-ash
 
You’re a three-decker poison joke  
And toadstool sandwich,  
With arsenic sauce!
 

 
Couldn’t quite figure out all the lyrics, so some are still of the original song.

@Flareblitzfury  
You really are a heel~

@Sparrow9612  
On the other hoof, she set up winter in record time. I know Spitfire would appreciate this new record.

@Sparrow9612  
Yup. She gotta lotta splaininto do.