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The concept of this family was too entertaining to pass up
Thunder Roar is the crackship bby of Claire and Prism
Crackship NEXTnextGen by kilala97
Thunder Roar is the crackship bby of Claire and Prism
Crackship NEXTnextGen by kilala97
Claire: enters house I’m back
Prism: Hello gorgeous. How was your day?
Claire: It was alright. Just tiring plops down by Prism You?
Prism: …. eh.
Claire: Roar giving you trouble?
Prism: Yeah chuckles He’s taking a nap now though
Claire: Good rolls over and snuggles by Prism We have some alone time it seems~
Prism: Mmhmmm kisses Claire
Roar: Momma?
Claire: Or not. Hi baby
Roar: runs over and starts biting Claire
Claire: chuckles So energetic starts roughhousing back and pins him to the ground
Roar: growls and tries to bite Claire but to no avail
Prism: How are you keeping him off of you so easy?
Claire: He’s just a foal. It’s not that hard
Prism: clears throat Y-yeah covers bit marks on his hoof
Claire: Plus he respects me. It’s all about showing him who’s boss.
Prism: I don’t get how to. He’s so resilient
Claire: I dunno. You can’t really be afraid to be a little rough. He’s part dragon after all.
Roar: starts pulling on Claire’s tail
Claire: That’s enough, sweetheart
Roar: No! continues pulling on her tail
Claire: loudly roars at him and shows fangs
Roar: backs up and then curls up by her Okay…
Claire: Good boy
Prism: ………. I don’t think I’m qualified for this
Mixing Rainbow Dash and dragon DNA isn’t a good idea
With Bolt’s luck, their fanged horror flies early too, so no respite from chew-toy duty on a cloud.
“Shoulda never-ow-signed you up-ow-for early lessAOOOOUUUUW!”
-Lumino
Pandora’s design has just enough purple to infer Twiley, but point in full on the maternal mentalities (or at least the facade of self-control).
Random digression: now I’d love to know how they handled this little hellion’s transition to the bottle & solids.
I suppose it really depends who the child takes more after. Kilala’s Illusion isn’t really all that chaotic himself (and resembles his mother Celestia more than his father, Discord), but Lopoddity’s Pandora is super-chaotic (who resembles her father so much, you can’t immediately tell her mother is Twilight).
And both their mothers are alicorns, so no difference there. But then again, Celestia has always been pretty level-headed and mentally stable, while Twilight isn’t always so…stable.
Sorry, I was referring to whomever Claire & Illusion might conceive. Could’ve made that clearer. I do wonder just how much the lineage has to be diluted with (relatively) mundane genetics before haphazard reality-warpage stops being an issue for draconequus descendants.
yeah, he’s just a regular mutant, and not a
But that being said, Illusion and Claire are still more of a match for each other, at least compared to Claire and Prism.
That child isn’t related to Discord.
-Lumino
Also, Blitz? If grappling the bratbeast just means you bleed more, keep a tazin’ cloud handy.