Who would Louis Philippe be?

Ooh, there’s no bread, let ‘em eat cake  
There’s no end to what they’ll take  
Flaunt the fruits of noble birth  
Wash the salt into the earth
 
But they’re marching to Canterlot Day  
La guillotine will claim her bloody prize  
Free the dungeons of the innocent  
The princess will kneel  
And let her kingdom rise  
Ooh, bloodstained velvet, dirty lace  
Naked fear on every face  
See them bow their heads to die  
As we would bow when they rode by  
And we’re marching to Canterlot Day  
La guillotine will claim her bloody prize  
Sing, oh choirs of cacophony  
The princess has kneeled  
To let her kingdom rise
 
Lessons taught but never learned  
All around us anger burns  
Guide the future by the past  
Long ago the mould was cast  
For they marched up to Canterlot Day  
La guillotine claimed her bloody prize  
Hear the echoes of the centuries  
Power isn’t all that money buys

We need an edit of this where Derpy is replaced with Starlight Glimmer.  
LIBERTY, EGALITY, SORORITY!!

Will you join in our crusade?  
Who will be strong and stand with me?  
Somewhere beyond the barricade, is there a world you long to see?  
Do you hear the people sing, say, do you hear the distant drums?  
It is the future that they bring when tomorrow comes!

Do you hear the ponies sing?  
Singing a song of angry mares?  
It is the music of a people  
Who will not be slaves again!  
When the beating of your heart  
Echoes the beating of the drums  
There is a life about to start  
When tomorrow comes!
 
Will you join in our crusade?  
Who will be strong and stand with me?  
Beyond the barricade  
Is there a world you long to see?
 
Then join in the fight  
That will give you the right to be free!
 
ALL  
Do you hear the people sing?  
Singing a song of angry mares?  
It is the music of a people  
Who will not be slaves again!  
When the beating of your heart  
Echoes the beating of the drums  
There is a life about to start  
When tomorrow comes!
 
Will you give all you can give  
So that our banner may advance  
Some will fall and some will live  
Will you stand up and take your chance?  
The blood of the martyrs  
Will water the meadows of France!
 
Do you hear the people sing?  
Singing a song of angry mares?  
It is the music of a people  
Who will not be slaves again!  
When the beating of your heart  
Echoes the beating of the drums  
There is a life about to start  
When tomorrow comes!

Swords and a fish yeah both deadly weapons