@Neko Majin C  
I get the impression you’ve never served in the military.  
The pay is…not so good.

I can’t get over the face Twilight is making here. I just imagine her having just read some dull passage out of that book and saying “Isn’t that just the most exciting thing ever!” in the most adorable voice.

@Ekhidna  
He will once he gets the check and mistakes his pay for his phone number.

Punk princesses, adorable~

The downside of being part of the princesses’ personal guard is that you constantly have to put up with them.

@AlsoSprachOdin  
ein unverzeihlicher Fehler

@AlsoSprachOdin  
dammit, meant to reply to  
@Zeryurijin

@Gundlach  
“should of”  

Remember the pay is worth it.

Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it. Remember the pay is worth it.

Princess slumber party?

“Please let me get transferred to a combat zone.  
Please let me get transferred to a combat zone.  
Please let me get transferred to a combat zone….”
 
Hopefully guarding the Princess’ sleepover party comes with hazardous duty pay.

Join the royal guards, my brother said.  
Protecting the princesses of Equestria is the most important job, he said.  
You’ll mingle with rich and wealthy ponies, he said.
 
I should of listened to mom and become a dentist.

“They weren’t kidding about the Princesses hazing the new guy.”

also now a tumblr which is awesome http://ask-majesty-incarnate.tumblr.com/

Guard: The ShBEEP! I put up with…

New guard hazing was always fun for the princesses, since her ascension to being a princess, Twilight Sparkle brings her own flare to the fun.

Newly-enlisted guards don’t yet understand why the older guards don’t like being around the princesses. But they soon learn.

Okay, Celestia and Luna’s prank is immature, but Twilight is clearly trying to bore him to death with a physics lesson.
 
Stone cold killer.

That guard is soooo done right now.