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Ooooo… you’re getting a little Bouder! But it’s obvious that both of us would like to get our rocks off with Maud, and make her || bed rock||. But that’s we Geologists all over: we’ll date anyone! But let’s not quarry-el, as that wouldn’t be pelite.
Y’know, I’m just surprised that Maud hasn’t taken a shine to Rarity’s pet cat: Opalescence. =_=
I would smack you, but I do not want to be charged with basalt. Besides, you seem tuff. You may slate my throat.
When out on that date, I wouldn’t recommend taking any certain… substances, because you wouldn’t want to be stoned; especially from an armour-wearing unicorn king with smoky eyes, who deals Crystal Meth. If he does, I suggest contacting the authorities strataway, and he would be arrested, as a matter of quartz. But then, Maud Pie would have fought him off, with her great strength; she knows Maretial arts, and her inspiration is the character from “Naruto”, Rock Lee…!
(CLONK!)
(Is knocked out cold by Boulder, thrown by Maud) X3