Amazing stories.

hahaha
 
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well that one starts with Marlin and Dory from Finding Nemo excited to have their tickets to swimming in the wake of a cruise ship. On this ship in a glacial lagoon is Luna, saying what a great idea her sister had to send her on the cruise. She does this while having cocktails with the nightmare king from Little Nemo and Nightmare from soul calibur. We then shift to the back of the boat, where we see me as a magikarp. I see Luna on the boat and begin chasing it. Luna, thinking it’s hilarious, urges me to jump higher, as can’t quite make it. It’s at this point a Sharpedo flanked by two carvanha sees me and gives chase. I summon all my strength and make a great leap that looks like i can make it onto the boat, but the shark pokemon leaps after me. The dream kinda freezes there and leaves the story open-ended.

You think that’s wierd? Remind me to share the one with Luna and the magikarp.

And I thought my dreams were fucked up!

oh god what

Okay, so blueblood died, so she and rarity went around staging elaborate displays of grief. Spkie was, in cartoon speed, packing up one of the stage for said performance when the two ponies begin practicing for their next act. Rarity walks off (presumably part of the act) but Luna thinks she’s, “How you say? ditched”. Spike, meanwhile gets covered in dust from a glowing white flower that causes his form to shift wildy. Luna, in dispair rolls aound in a patch of such flowers wailing that she wished other ponies liked her, causing a giant orchid to grow for some reason. This brings a bunch of random ponies out of the woods to marvel at it.
 
Then I woke up.  
Whew

Go on…

i had the weirdest dream with her in it last night.