Inb4 the game looks like this…  

Neverclop!

Warning: Flying feature not included.

So here I am, doing everything I can  
Holding on to what I am  
Pretending I’m a supermare

Applejack: slow, but has a good balance due to many years of applebucking.  
Celestia: You win the game the moment you press a button. Then you get sent to the moon.  
Rainbow Dash: tons of style and endurance, but takes quite a while to get back up if she fails  
Fluttershy: gets a massive bonus per trick performed, but is frustratingly slow.  
Pinkie Pie: rule number one: We don’t talk about the Pie.  
Rarity: loads of style, but little endurance and quickly loses her balance.  
Scootaloo: The only one who could ever win against Celestia. Can only ever be used on the “Moon” track.  
Twilight Sparkle: Has access to every single trick in the book, but fails quickly and has little stamina.  
Spike: is a bro. ’Nuff said.  
Zecora: When I have my skills on display,  
you will falter, to your great dismay.