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Unlucky Charms

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Background Pony #033C
Hey guys i just wanted to share my story. So I was at the store trying to decide if I should buy corn flakes or lucky charms. When I notice one of the lucky charms was placed upside down. I look at it for a second, and notice that the box was labeled as Unlucky Charms! I was wondering if it was a joke or a misprint when I picked up the box and saw a picture of a chross eyed mail pony on the cover! It was a box of cereal with Derpy Hooves on the cover! I decided to buy the cereal when all the sudden the store manager came running and tried to take the box from me, saying something about the box of cereal was not for sale. I argued with him for a bit and ran to a cashier.  
She freaked out when she saw the box, she refused to process my transaction, I screamed at her to take my money, but she just threw it back at me, something about cursed money.  
At that point everyone was just staring at me and my upside down box of cereal. I just took the box and ran, I ran all the way to my car and drove home. By the time I got home and calmed down, I stared at the box which for some reason always ends up sitting upside down, I slowly place it right side back up, and decide to try a bowl, In slowly poured a bowl and out with the cereal came a piece of mail! Mail that was addressed to me! As soon as I opened it, the box of cereal, along with my bowl, burst into flames! I quickly stuffed my mail into my pocket and ran for my fire extinguisher.  
Any ways, I never found another box of that cereal, the store employees refused to acknowledge the cereal ever existed, and I’ll never say what was in the envelope, but if you should ever see a box like in the above picture, be very careful! But if something tells you to take it, just take it! It may be the only chance you will ever get!  
-Anonymous
Background Pony #EBDC
Hey, did anyone else’s cereal burst into flames when pouring this out?