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Time to rid this world of pointless waifus, Jack.
In my new Derpibooru, people will be free to edit and shoop for what they believe! Not for upvotes, not for favorites, not for badges they’re told look cool!
Every man will be free to kick his own Garbagio!
In my new Derpibooru, people will be free to edit and shoop for what they believe! Not for upvotes, not for favorites, not for badges they’re told look cool!
Every man will be free to kick his own Garbagio!
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Well, I wasn’t playing on a local team.
“…You’re batsyay insane!!”
How the hell did you get draft pick?
“‘I have a dream.’ That one day every person in this basketball court will SLAM their own JAMS. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of sick dunks, not rebounds, ruled by strength, not fouls! Where the law changes to suit the sixth man, not the fucking ball-hoggers (cough lebron james). Where basketballs and slam dunks are back where they belong: in the hands of the players! Where every man is free to do layups - to ally-oops for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick coaches and chickenshit Referees. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of failed free throws and whistle blowing bullshit! Fuck American B-Ball! Fuck the NBA! FUCK ALL OF IT! Basketball is diseased. Rotten to the core. There’s no saving it - we need to pull it out by the hoop. Wipe the backboard clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new B-ball will be born. dribbled, but untamed! The weak will be benchwarming and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they’ll make B-ball great again! …In my new Basketball, people will chaos dunk and score for what they BELIEVE! Not for Nike shoes. not for points! Not for what they’re told is right. Every man will be free to SLAM his own JAMS!“”