@Background Pony #275B  
Hell yeah, POTATO TRUCK :D

“Long live the King.”

@Background Pony #275B
 
See, I don’t like people like you. You go around and ruin perfectly good Grimdark. I like my Grimdark whole and un-RP’d, with an extra side of dark, thankyouverymuch.

[ pulls up in a semi truck haulin’ potatoes and pinkie pie lands into the load uninjured i turn around / stops the truck at the top of the hill and i take out my shotgun ]
 
HEY PINKAMENA
 
Pnkamena what
 
[ i shoot pinkamena in the chest killin’ her and she falls off the rock 100% dead ]
 
Hey pinkie pie
 
Pinkie pie [ shakin’ and cryin’ ] what
 
are you okay
 
[ Pinkie pie flings herself into my arms ] i’m okay [ continues cryin’ ]
 
You’re safe now pinkamena’s dead
 
Pinkie pie thank you for killing her
 
You’re welcome come on i’ll take you home
 
[ pinkie pie and i climb into my semi truck and we drive home ]

“Didn’t I tell you before? Your personality’s just a façade. You can try to deny me, hide me, run away from me. But at the end of the day, I’m still here. Like it or not, I am your true self, and I can live without you. Goodbye, Pinkie.”

Pinkamena: “I’m the one true Pinkie Pie.”
 
(kicks Pinkie off the cliff)
 
Pinkie Pie: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!…”
 
Pinkamena: “Sayonara.”

Pinkamena’s face:  

THIS IS SPARTA!