You don’t wish to be rude? But you will be anyway!

@Aharon L’anglais
 
I’m pretty sure those are just genetically engineered slave laborers that vaguely look like Elves.

@Zincy  
Don’t forget the Christmas elves.

@441TheSecond
 
Some elves are cool. Always liked the Eldar from Warhammer 40k, and the Nightelves from Warcraft.

@441TheSecond  
Everything needs more lizard folk.

@Zincy  
All races are better than Elves.
 
Especially the Lizard folk.
 
More games need playable Lizard folk.

@Zincy  
THEY’RE DEEEEEEAAAAAD!!

…Dwarves are better than Elves. Just saying.

@Aharon L’anglais  
Nah, those guys are cool, I don’t have a problem with these.

@Mr. Bait  
Shit, miscomunication, apologies.
 
…But fuck the Thalmor, seriously. They should all be like the Dunmer: Fucked first by a volcanic explosion, then an invasion from the Master Race.

@441TheSecond  
Even the ones that help build toys? Man those Tolkien elves make things tough for their north pole cousins.

@441TheSecond  
True that.  
Blame those High Elves.
 
They treat their own people like shit.

@HJSDGCE  
Actually I don’t side with the Imperials either, I actually kind of want both sides to fuck off.

@441TheSecond
 
With a red hot poker.

@MrXemnas1992  
LONG LIVE THE IMPERIALS!

@MrXemnas1992  
Actually no, I don’t like the Stormcloaks either.
 
I mean, I think they got the right idea, but they think too small. And they’re not courteous enough to the Argonian Master Race.

@441TheSecond  
You were a stormcloak, weren’t you?

@soundtea  
And from the depths of my blackened heart: fuck elves.

@Chocolots  
The catch, they’re reskinned stereotypical elves.

Talking deer! They’re real! Thank you!

@441TheSecond
 
Indeed. I loathe races that take up the “holier than thou” stance by default.

@YenaMuffin  
Speak for yourself, I fucking hate elves. Buncha Nazi Hippies.