Crown of thorns. YEP, PINKIE PIE IS REINCARNATED JESUS CHRIST.

@SeraphimDawn  
Honestly, I just thought all you people were robots.

@SeraphimDawn  
No one blames you for your thoughts on female characters, my acquaintance. But I believe the problem here is that when the untrained eye observes your profile picture (which appears to be royal Rarity) coupled with the way you word your comments, since your name does not specify a specific gender, many may assume that you are, indeed, a girl.  
The name isn’t feminine, nor is it masculine, so observers must look to other sources to perceive your demeanor. Which, as I mentioned, seems to be leaning more towards girl.  
It is not your fault; that is simply the way it turned out.

@RIG  
I do use many female characters in my avatar, because female characters are awesome.
 
I didn’t think the name was feminine at all…

@SeraphimDawn  
Your name gives that idea.

@RIG  
I’m afraid not.  
Where did people get that idea from?

@SeraphimDawn  
Wait, you aren’t a girl?

@MadMachinist  
This isn’t the first time people mistook me as a girl anywhere online. No problem at all.

@SeraphimDawn  
Just kidding. I’m still here.  
It is no problem at all, my acquaintance.  
Just keep partaking in what you partake in.

@SeraphimDawn  
…  
 
…  
Oh.  
casually unsubscribes

@MadMachinist  
It actually looks great.  
I’ve watched many Magical Girl stuff in the past.
 
_{BTW. hate to break it to you. I’m a guy…}

@SeraphimDawn
 
Hmmm… after following the link, I see your point. However, I couldn’t find a similar enough image to share with you, Ms. Dawn. Will this do?  
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Please note that my showing you this image is an EXTREME step out of my comfort zone so… it had better meet your fragging approval…

@MadMachinist  
I would fangasm if I ever see Pinkie Pie cosplaying as Pamela from Dept. heaven.

@SeraphimDawn  
And now I find you here.  
Suddenly I am starting to find a certain musically-inclined seraph pony everywhere I go.

This artist seems to like Pinkie.  
Pinkie often gets the best humanizations.

I like it. :3

@oneofmillions  
No need to shut up. It’s good to question Pinkie-logic from time to time. (Only to arrive at the same conclusion.)

@TheAntiCat  
Can’t argue with that logic. I’ll shut the BEEP up.

@oneofmillions  
Why wouldn’t there be?

Cutie. Also, why are there fish in the balloon?