@Deserter  
I think you missed my joke

@Deserter  
Don’t be like that… it’s fine.

@Arne  
 
Let’s do this.

@Solitude  
How many times do I have to say it? It’s fine. Just… don’t let her bit you.

@Bionomaly  
I didn’t say anything about that, now did I?

this is one of those situations where a ballgag is needed more than anything.

@Arne  
So is she. willsmithknowwhatimean.jpg  
Still not going anywhere near her, though.

@Deserter  
“jaw detaches” How the heck do you plan to reattach a jaw using a knife?

@ShimmeringStallion  
Uhhhh…
 
Fairly fine.

@Arne  
How fine is it?

@Deserter  
It’s…  
Fine…

@Arne  
If her jaw detaches, I’m breaking out the bowie knife.

@Deserter  
Don’t worry, it’s fine.
 
It’s fine… it’s fine. It’s fine.

I feel like I should be worried, should I be worried?

@Badumsquish  
5’9’’? I didn’t know they could stack shit that high!  
-GySgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
 
For teh giggles

“But… you’re not even Malaysian…”

she is beautiful!

… runs

@Blissey1  
Is true… but you have to be a bit careful. Unless cracked ribs sounds like your idea of a good time.

@Nyx Sparkle  
No one can cuddle better than a naga~

She’s such a cutie! I wanna cuddle with her =D

@Arne  
I never actually put much thought into his height, (since he’s an Anon it really could be anything, what with the self-insertion aspect and all that), but I’ve always sort of subconsciously imagined him to be around 5’9’’. That’s only because I’m really tall in real life and five foot is puny compared to me.

@Background Pony #B8CB  
Maraysia? Haha, it sounds so Engrish.

Is there a Malaysia in pony world?

@Arne  
For those of you more familiar with the metric system… that’s 10.6 meters.