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LOL
And this is what his friend said.
(That’s what he said when he realized his girlfriend is pregnant)
There it is…
“Play fetch? Ha! See the stick? See the stick? See? Look! Stick! Stick stupid! Stick! Fetch the stick!”
Aaah no wonder your extinct!
Ah, ah, ah! You didn’t say the magic word! Ah, ah, ah!
Hold on to your butts.
One of many rejected Jimmy Walker catchphrases
Bingo,Dino DNA!
Nedry:“Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?”
Mike:“Gay Greg Norman actually.”
DODGSON!
WE’VE GOT DODGSON HERE!!
See nobody cares.
In the Rifftrax commentray.
Cockroach? Where?
“Sorry cockroach on the table”
@Sgtnolisten
“If they were online, he’d have called him Hitler by now.”
@Background Pony #8E76
Hammond: So have I.
Al:“I’ll offload it on the Japanese, they love this kind of crap”
Spared no expense.
You’re coming up on a… A Pachy… a pachy… oh, hell. Uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!
Doctor Grand:Mr.Hammond!After careful consideration I’ve decided…not to endorse your park.
“What you call progress, I call the Rape of the Natural World.”
You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish some things fast as you could and before you even knew you had you you patented it and package and slaped on a plastic lunch box and now your selling your selling!
Now I want to see a comic where some of the mane six square off with a Sonata Dusk siren the size of a t-rex next to a wrecked SUV, where they do a “she can’t see us if we don’t move!” only it turns out to be true, mostly because she is a air-head and goes “oh wow huh! I wonder where did they go?!” and she scampers off to go and play with something else, like eat a lawyer or something. :p
“Where are you going?”
“To collect my fee, to collect my fee…”