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The guy who created the template gave me permission to write the lyrics down. I’ll write them down below.

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Background Pony #3F41
I’m sorry, but this might just be the most one-sided epic rap battle of history ever.
C_Infinitey
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@Background Pony #2866  
You do realize the point of Epic Rap Battles of History is to pit famous historical and pop culture figures, real and fictional in rap battles. Now that we understand the plot of ERB, this is the official definition(s) of the word “history”.
 
  1. the study of past events, particularly in human affairs.  
    “medieval European history”  
    synonyms: the past, former times, historical events, the olden days, the old days, bygone days, long ago, yesterday, antiquity
     
  2. a continuous, typically chronological, record of important or public events or of a particular trend or institution.  
    synonyms: chronicle, archive, record, diary, report, narrative, account, study, tale, story, saga; memoir
     
    And just to throw this out there, you do know that there are six types of history, right?  
    There’s political, diplomatic, social, cultural, economic and intellectual history. So saying that ERB hasn’t involved been historically involved is absurd. History itself is more broad than you would think.
     
     
    @Background Pony #F245  
    Normally, I’m neutral to these sorta things but the lack of creativity for this rap battles forces me to agree with you. Literally, just a rehash.
Background Pony #5FE4
what
 
That doesn’t even make sense.  
It’s not even history anymore, it’s just another random thing with ponies shoehorned into it. Absolutely terrible.
PLCTheCd

(To the tune of Artist Vs. Turtles)
 
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
 
The Princesses of Equestria
 
Vs…
 
The Cutie Mark Crusaders!
 
BEGIN!
 
Princess Celestia:  
Cutie Mark Crusaders, you’ll wish you’re never been born!  
Little fillies against four majestic alicorns!  
We got the wisdom and powers  
to show it will be greatest mistake!  
Our battle of rhyme is a piece of cake!  
You’ll burn when you face the power of the sun  
Still not running away from this fight?  
Then let me pass the mic to my girl, Twilight!
 
Princess Twilight Sparkle:  
Smart thinking but that alone won’t mean a thing!  
I already can fly even though I just got my wings!  
Born a unicorn, now an alicorn!  
Your achievements are like your flanks! Blanks!
 
Princess Cadance:  
Yo! Cadance and I’m from the Empire of Crystal!  
Married a stallion and can fly higher than a pistol!  
I’m might be the Princess of Love but I got other feelings!  
I should pass it up to my aunt in the ceiling!
 
Princess Luna:  
OH! Princess Luna and I’m your nightmare!  
Whether day or night, I’ll give you a scare!  
Your victory will never arrive it seems  
You’ll never win, not even in your dreams!
 
Twilight and Cadance:  
We got the crowns
 
Celestia and Luna:  
More than a thousand years!
 
Princesses:  
The Princesses of Equestria are rap god-tier!  
Your hearts are strong as horses but that will go so far  
When our faces will be your new cutie marks!
 
Apple Bloom:  
The wisdom of mah brother
 
CMC:  
Big Mac…
 
Sweetie Belle:  
Told us not to rush to violence
 
CMC:  
Big Mac…
 
Babs Seed:  
But my cousin
 
CMC:  
Big Mac…
 
Scootaloo:  
AIN’T HERE LADIES! (HEE-YAH!)
 
Apple Bloom:  
Ah don’t think you can actually rule this land  
When the two of you got defeated by a bunch of plants
 
Scootaloo:  
I’ll leave you ladies in a dazed blur  
I can make you cry and whine with my scooter
 
Babs Seed:  
Hey pal, I’m a cute but tough gal  
You’ll get bullied, so then I’ll shall!
 
Sweetie Belle:  
Uhh, Shining Armor’s missing I see  
And I think he ran off with the Changeling Queen!
 
Princess Twilight Sparkle:  
Wow, you girls are too insane!
 
Princess Celestia:  
You wouldn’t know genius if it pissed in your manes!
 
Princess Cadance:  
We got the talent-
 
Princesses:  
And the minds-
 
Princess Cadance:  
And the rhymes so sweet!
 
Princess Luna:  
We’re like my flash game-
 
Princesses:  
Because we can’t be beat!
 
Apple Bloom:  
Go on and hate us like we’re like Gabby Gums!
 
Scootaloo:  
You ego’s bigger than your rumps!
 
CMC:  
We’re the CMC, drop-kicking you see! (Go, go, go, go)  
We’ll have your cake and eat it, save a slice for me!