That’s gonna put you both on the sex offender lists, guys!

@Background Pony #5F85
 
Who says they’re enjoying the movie?

This is just reprehensible.
 
I mean really, how is everybody supposed to enjoy the movie with Spike and Rarity having sex in the theater?

Gotta hand it to them; they’re showing not only excellent passion, but commendable variety.

@animefan14  
I could halfway see the Spikester developing some performance anxiety about pleasing two partners…still, so long as he leads with the tongue & doesn’t get derp-hoardy, Squiggles & Pagecut McHatflank might work out a satisfactory trifecta merger.

It was then with sudden horror that Coco and Spike, who was coming up from Rarity’s heavenly mounds for air, believed they had gone into the wrong theater. This was not The Three Musketeers.
 
As Spike had stopped his movements all of a sudden, Rarity looked at him confused. She turned her head to look at the screen and nearly lost her lunch. She and Spike quickly adjusted themselves and beat a hasty retreat, with a green around the gills looking Coco on their heels, not to mention the rest of the movie going patrons, as the opening for The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence rolled.
 
Safe to say that theater complex was looking for a new projection booth operator(?) after that day.

@SquiggyBomb
 
You’re probably right, but part of me still thinks that even as generous as Rarity is, there are some things that she will be selfish for–and I think that Spikey-Wikey as her boyfriend would be one of the very few things she could be selfish about.
 
Then again the employer can give a little leeway with her appentice–especially if Drakey-Poo is enthusiastically in favor of it. hehehe

@animefan14  
I’m pretty sure Rarity would be more than happy to share Spikey-Wikey.

Coco: sigh Such is the life of an assistant and appentice to one of the icons of Equestrian fashion—not only do I have to keep miss Gemna on schedule, I have to play lookout while her and her drakefriend does Celestia-knows-what in open sight. And I’m most likely the ‘accidental’ witness to some of their exploits.
 
It doesn’t even mention the fact that my boss is one of seven heroes/heroines of Equestria, and her dangerously delicious boyfriend is not also a hero of his own, but an adopted prince!………oh, I wish I could get a taste of the drake, but it’s a pipe dream sniffs Why do I have a crush on my boss’ boyfriend??!?!? That will never happen!!!!
 
….(((surprisingly I think that your boss does care immensely about you, and I bet that she already knows your feelings for him, but generous or not there is a clear line and unfortunately Spike is beyond that line.)))..

Theater sex? Kinky!!!

At least pace it slow ‘till whatever you’re ‘watching’ gets to a dark and/or ‘splodey scene. And for the ushers’ sake lay down a towel or something.
 
@Captain Unstoppable  
Understandable-sticky spillage is bad enough without having to 409(R) gene chowder.

Haha, I was wondering when this would show up. I still say the cup should be watching.

“You were doing WHAT during Schindler’s List?!”

@child of Lilith  
Pretty sure Coco noticed.

Someone I know made her girlfriend orgasm during Iron Man. Granted, she just sneaked her hand over, got into her panties, and covered her mouth during the quiet moments.

Coco knows!

They’re probably going through a list of illegal sexual activity.

We’re trying to enjoy Mr Popper’s Penguins here!

@SquiggyBomb  
The movie must have turned her on something fierce.

@Gundlach  
Not that kind of down!

Really?! It couldn’t wait?!

Hey! Down in front!

Ugh… I want to disklike this but I won’t. I used to work in a movie theater, and if that was to happen we would know about it so fast. We would go nuts actually.

And nobody notices? Must be one hell of a good movie.