@Madness Abe
 
Well said, good sir.

Twilight: Uh…Guards? I’m right behind you.
 
Guardspony 1: Sorry, Your Highness. It’s our first day on the job.
 
Guardspony 2: We’re trying the best we can.
 
Twilight: It’s alright, Guardsponies…never caught your names.
 
Guardspony 1: We’re twins. We’re both Assholes.
 
Spike: ….Alright, if that’s what you want to call yourselves.
 
Guardspony 2: No it’s true. That’s our real names. Privates Asshole and Private First Class Asshole.
 
Spike: How many of these guys do we got working for us?
 
(Every Guardspony in the castle suddenly yells ‘YO!’)
 
Twilight: I’m surrounded by assholes.

“…Is this what it means to be a Princess now? I can get used to this.”

Eyes on the prize, Twi.

@rylasasin
 
ALL OF THEM! EVEN PONIES THAT WEREN’T IN THE FRAME AT THE TIME!!

“Wow, they really are all eunuchs.”

@Gundlach  
UGH! (flies to Ponyville)

“We are so sorry, Your Majesty.”  
“Please be swift in your punishment.”

“For the last time, I’m not going to spank your hams!”

AND THEN THEY ALL FARTED.

“Please, your highness, do not keep us waiting…”

The Guards are very used to the other Princess’ normal routine.  

It’s like that awkward moment when you walk up stairs and the person in front of you has their pants sagging.

Oh. They’ve been trained well.