“By pressing this button. You will gain all the fame and respect throughout ALL of Equestria.”
 
“The catch?”
 
“Apple Bloom gets her cutie mark.”
 
…
 
Diamond Tiara paints “DO NOT TOUCH” on big red button

The only thing that would make this more tempting is if it was a big red button labeled “START.”

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@Archives  
God, why is there no “Upvote Comment” section…

@Background Pony #C668  
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@Background Pony #C668
 
Technically, she didn’t press it yet. We’ll have to wait for a gif version for that.

Where’s the pony who walks up and kicks her?

@Cypresswolf  
NO I CAN’T!, (presses)

DT: “I’m gonna regret this for about five hours, but I’m like 10-years-old or something, I’ll get over it.”

@Background Pony #3499  
Ted: Did you press the button Dougal?  
Dougal: Ah come on now Ted what sort of an eejit do you take me for?  
Ted: You pressed the button didn’t you Dougal  
Dougal: I did Ted

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And then she doesn’t.

Well at least its not Pinkie Pie, otherwise the button would already be pressed

I’m tempted to find out what happens when I push the button.

@kircher
 
Oh how long can trusty filly Diamond Tiara hold out?  
How can she possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could possibly erase her very existence?  
Will her TORTURED MIND give in to it’s uncontrollable desires?  
Can she withstand the TEMPTATION that even now beckons her EVER CLOSER?  
WILL she succumb to the MADDENING URGE to ERADICATE HISTORY?  
AT THE. MERE. PUSH. OF A SINGLE BUTTON?  
THE BEAUTIFUL, SHINY BUTTON?  
THE JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON?  
WILL SHE HOLD OUT FOLKS? CAN SHE HOLD OUT?

Runnin’ all bets, folks! Will this adorable little filly unleash the harbinger of her demise? 6-0!

“Yes! Do press that button!”  

rearranges letters on sign
 
“Do not push on butt”