Write it.

Is that really how you want to do this? I’m warning you, I know Pinkie Pie. Do you know how annoying she can be? Do you? Want me to send her to annoy you?

@PonyPon  
Waaaaaat? Naw, man, she’s all good! It’s not like Rarity is a Kung Fu Gal with control over rocks and fabric, Suri could totally take her!

I’m not sure you thought this plan all the way through.