@phoenixacezero  
Wear this.  

@Scrounge  
Dox: objection overruled overruled.

@raw19  
We had a case involving a bad cartoon ripoff.

@phoenixacezero
 
@raw19
 
 
Objection overrruled.

@phoenixacezero  
HOLD IT!
 
And how do you know what i look like?

@raw19  
OBJECTION  
I met Phoenix Wright, and you look nothing like him.

@phoenixacezero
 
Never said i was. Plus i’m a lousy cook.
 
But, i am called Phoenix Wright because i’m always Right!

@raw19  
How can you be apart of the Baltimare Batter Bureau, if you don’t know the rules for pancakes?

@Joseph Raszagal
 

 
And what is that supposed to mean?

@Joseph Raszagal  
Um, that was actually the Baltimare Batter Bureau, remember?
 
On the plus side, you do have full dispensation in the field of pancakes.

@phoenixacezero
 
Sir, I was given full authority over all things batting by the Baltimare Batting Bureau. I think I know what my job is.

@Joseph Raszagal  
You can’t tell him who to bat for or what to bat with.

@raw19
 
DON’T YOU DARE BAT FOR THE WRONG TEAM, BUSTER BROWN.

@Joseph Raszagal
 

@Scrounge
 
Eh, they do both. It’s the money that motivates them, really.

@Joseph Raszagal  
I don’t think that’s true. I think that’s the exact opposite of what’s true. I’m fairly sure lawyers were created to exploit such situations rather than defuse them.

@Scrounge
 
We’ll figure something out. Celestia invented lawyers to loophole around these exact kinds of circumstances.

@Joseph Raszagal  
If we figure out how to not get sued. :P

@Scrounge
 
I’ll write the screenplay, you do the directing.
 
We’ll make bank at the box offices.

@Joseph Raszagal  
“I’ll help you wash up.”

“Generosity can take many forms, darling. And I’m about to give you the most generous beating in history.”
 
One pummeled Suri later
 
“Coco, before we leave for the theater, I’m afraid I must first use the restroom. My coat stains quite easily and it’s ever so hard to get blood out without a bit of scrubbing. Will you be a dear and wait for me a bit?”

seven minutes of Wolfgang beating up Suri later.  
Wolfgang: let go coco.

You. Wouldn’t. Dare.
 
pulls up a chair and a video-camera

DO IT, FILLY!

Go ahead, but I get to watch