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Because I was drunk and thought it was a dixie cup.
And if they persist on asking me if it is half full or empty, then i’ll say “It’s god damn half a glass, and i’m sticking to that answer.”
Because fuck the police.
Also, whether it’s half full or half empty depends on the previous state: If it was empty before, it’s half full. If it was full before, it’s half empty.
@bradzz
AAAnnnnd both of those were mentioned earlier.
Of course.
Half full of water.
Half full of air.
ALTERNATE ANSWER:
The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
I prefer the more last panel of this image version.
“While the optimist, pessimist and realist were trying to figure out how much water was in the glass, I drank it.”
~ The opportunist
YOU ByaaayD!
;)
Half full: has been filled to half capacity with nothing removed.
Half empty: filled to more than half, then contents were removed until half remained.
Pessimist: “This glass is half empty!”
Opportunist: “While you two were busy arguing over the contents of a glass, I slept with both your wives!”
This isn’t half vodka!