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@Background Pony #38FF  
[one montage later]  
“Final question. You have a dinner date for 7:00. When do you arrive?”
 
“7:00. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him, dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.”
 
“…You’re ready!”
 
“Really?”
 
“No. Everything you just said was insane. And, we are out of time. Congratulations! You’re a failure.”
Background Pony #4484
“I’m not one your fried alfalfa nags!! I am a stallion!! I like my mares dangerous, mysterious!! You want to be my special somepony?! EARN IT!! SEDUCE ME!!