Hello Twilight. I want to play a game. For years, you have neglected your firends in favor of lifeless books. Today, we will see if you really value them more than anything else. The device attached to your head will rip your mouth open when the time runs out. The only key to open it is inside one of the books you see on the shelf. The pages are glued together and you can’t use your magic here. You will have to burn the books in this fireplace to retieve the key. Live or die. Make your choice.

@Zack  
I hope Jigsaw planned ahead and put an anti-magic ring on her horn/cut her horn off to prevent cheating. (I’m sure he would, given how he has pretty keen observation of others.)  
Otherwise… Zip the key out of her doohickey and free herself, zap her bindings off or just teleport the heck outta there. The key might leave quite the scar for a while, though.  
Nice scenario, anyways. I wonder how many attempts it would take for Jigsaw to say that without tripping up.

Jigsaw: Hello Princess Molestia. I want to play a game. For years you have defiled countless innocent virgins and squalled your precious vessel with the low filth of the alpha males and the succubus females. You used your body as an instrument for abuse, tarnishing your sense of self-worth, nobility, reputation, and dignity, gained your own satisfactions from stealing the innocence of living beings, and defiled your gift from God as a means to receive pleasure from the Devil himself. But now is the time to choose which is more valuable; the pleasures of sex… or the pleasures of life? The task here is simple; you must locate the key that I hidden to unlock the shackles that binds your back hooves and waist to free yourself from the obsession that bounded you for so long. However; you have only 60 seconds to find the key and unlock both your salvation and redemption, otherwise the Devil himself will have his way with you… with his razor sharp shaft, bringing forth his ultimate way of pleasure to you. I will give you a hint as to where I had hidden the key… and finding it requires to sacrifice what is most precious to you as of now… the rose and pearl you abuse so much for your own satisfactions. The scalp is located next to you, but be careful… because once you pick up the tool to saving your life, the Devil himself will only give you a minute to decide to either pay the toll… or be his personal sex slave in hell for an eternity. You can either die as a corrupted and immoral rapist princess… or live on as the real Princess of Equestria. The fate of your life… and your kingdom… rests upon your next actions, your highness. Live or die. Make your choice.

@neo4812  

 
Hank Hill Bane after seeing it in a thread but not remember where

@Tumblr Feminism Is A joke  
googling what?

@Background Pony #CB2B  
Live or die…make your choice

@neo4812  
No idea, found it by googling

@Tumblr Feminism Is A joke  
where did that pic come from?

“Hello, Twilight. I want to play a game.”

Yessssssssss, this pleases me

Better hope the key is behind a fake eye.