@Background Pony #60A1  
Deicide

Which metal band would be sombra’s favorite?

DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK!  
DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK!  
DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK!  
DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK!  
DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK!
 
DETHKLOP!  
DETHKLOP!  
DETHKLOP!  
DETHKLOP!
 
I’LL  
TEACH YOU  
WHO  
ROCKS!
 
DETHKLOP!  
DETHKLOP!
 
NIGHTMARE MOON!  
TALL THAN A TREE!
 
QUEEN CHRYSALIS!  
NOT A BUMBLEBEE!
 
TRIXE LULAMOON!  
LULAMOON LULAMOON!
 
DISCORD!  
DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY DOODILY DOO!
 
KING SOMBRA!

And then they start singing Roy Orbison’s ‘In Dreams’

I know I’m late, bt here it goes: Sombra: RULES OF NATURE!!!

@Mooncalf  
If Sombra sings death metal he will literally kill the audience. They will not be ready for the Tyrant King of Metal.

I for one look forward to “Rainbow Rocks” if this is roughly what Trixie’s band will look like. (Probably not, but I can dream.)

@Punisherfan  
No problem! The air warfare of WWII has been one of my greatest fascinations.

@Background Pony #7D85  
That name reminded me of Eric Cartman, so I thought you were pulling my leg with some kind of a joke. So I just googled Erich Hartmann, and found out you weren’t joking. Huh, you learn something new every day (or 2). Thanks!

@Punisherfan  
I really want Sabaton to do a song about Erich Hartmann, the highest scoring ace of all time with 352 confirmed kills.

@Background Pony #7D85  
Meh, I hate the cover art and title of that album. I’m very pro-German, anti-Nazi, and hate the generalizations that Sabaton often makes about the German soldiers of WW2, often calling them all Nazis, and treating the Allies like God-like, perfect, do no wrong, HEROES. I MUCH prefer showing ALL the soldiers of all wars, especially WW2 as victims, and none as heroes, and many (including but not limited to many of the Allies) as monsters. All of them though suffered through the un-imaginable hells of war, that were likely only rivaled by those of WW1 which although less devastating itself, was likely worse to have to fight in, and was majorly responsible for the second world war.

@RainbowDashie41  
Sombra with Joakim’s voice: Sorry Shiny, your lady belongs to me now!

@Background Pony #7D85  
well Cadence is a Sabaton fan XD

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

@Punisherfan  
Off to listen to Sabaton’s new album, Heroes!

@Background Pony #7D85  
Yes! Now, off to listen to metal!

@Punisherfan  
We agree on two things though: Sombra gets to fuck Cadence and Shining Armor becomes single tonight.

@Background Pony #7D85  
HA! If he had Johan’s voice he wouldn’t even need ONE word.

@Punisherfan  
I will tell you this: If Sombra said just a word with Joakim’s voice, Cadence would have ditched Shining Armor on the spot.

@Background Pony #7D85  
He doesn’t need improvement! He can’t be improved! Growling is superior!

@Punisherfan  
That’s why I chose Joakim as Sombra’s voice! To improve Sombra!

@Background Pony #7D85  
Sombra can only growl! Joakim can actually speak. Therefore, Johan is better, because he has a deep voice even when speaking.