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albert19
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Maxila
Na, na, na, na  
I’m gonna slash and gash  
Na, na, na, na  
Cut another hole in your ass  
Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls  
If the phone rings  
Don’t answer the call  
I’m gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat  
Peel your foreskin off and make a Winter coat
 
I’m a Denny’s surprise  
I’ll scoop out both of your eyes  
Na, na, na, na  
Scrape the meat off your thighs  
Leave your carcass for flies  
Cause everyone who meets up with me  
In the end  
Eventually dies
 
I’m the last thing you see  
I’ll hang you from a tree  
Scare the shit out of you  
Then watch you pee
 
I’m the bad ass killer  
There ain’t nobody iller  
You’re ice cold dead  
Cause I’m the fucking chiller
 
I’m the bad ass killer  
There ain’t nobody iller  
You’re ice cold dead  
Cause I’m the fucking chiller
 
I’m gonna slice and dice  
Cause murder’s my vice  
I’ll stab you once, twice  
Maybe even thrice
 
Carve initials in your liver  
Make you quiver  
Deliver  
Yeah, that’d be nice
 
I’ll dissect your heart  
Rip your entrails apart  
Hack off your head  
And that’s just the start
 
I put the scary, scary movie  
Make people do a doobie  
Make them pee-pee up the place  
When they see my ugly face
 
You better keep alert or you’ll be sleepin’ in the dirt  
I’ve got a PhD in how to use my cutlery  
I make you kneel and squeal as I turn you to a beal  
You’ll be squirtin’ in your shorts  
And you’re squirtin’ crimson quarts
 
I’ll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher’s cleaver  
Need your cries of fear  
It’s music to my ears  
I cut off Oscar Meyer’s wiener  
I stick it in a bun  
Slap on some pickle relish  
Ain’t we having fun?
 
I’m the bad ass killer  
There ain’t nobody iller  
You’re ice cold dead  
Cause I’m the fucking chiller
 
I’m the bad ass killer  
There ain’t nobody iller  
You’re ice cold dead  
Cause I’m the fucking chiller
 
I’m gonna cleave your gut  
Treat you like a slut  
Mutilate your organs  
And shove them up your butt
 
Haha!
 
I’ll slit you ear to ear  
You know what?  
Then I’ll slam a beer
 
Saw off your toes  
Jam ‘em in your nose  
Cut your tongue out  
Feed it to a trout  
Fry ‘em in a pan  
Shoot it out my can  
Aim at your face  
Then you’ll know your place
 
I promise you pain  
I’m totally insane  
I promise you pain  
I’m totally insane  
I promise you pain  
I’m totally insane
 
Now let me tell ya once again:
 
I’m the bad ass killer  
There ain’t nobody iller  
You’re ice cold dead  
Cause I’m the fucking chiller
 
I’m the bad ass killer  
There ain’t nobody iller  
You’re ice cold dead  
Cause I’m the fucking chiller
 
I promise you pain  
I’m totally insane  
I promise you pain  
I’m totally insane  
I promise you pain
 
Like a scrotum  
Here it is in a nutshell!
 
Yo… that was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son!
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WAYUP

Let’s see… twilight could care less, cadance is going to lick her phone, luna is doing a mandatory eye roll, and Celestia is losing her mind.
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thps48
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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Young Leosword
Dare to be stupid. ;3
 
In hindsight, the ’90s were a big blur mainly because I was a week when the ’89 quake occurred in California. :I
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