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Here’s a thought, different people ship different things, and not everyone ships the same things you do!
A confusing thought, I’m sure.
That’s the best one.
But now I stopped shippings Trixblood. Ah well
are
these
all
my
ships
Or for Fluttershy.
Discord seems to be more interested in Celestia.
The head that made headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the Luna Bridge Job
That cunning display that made Canterlot a sob
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I’m at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain
[Chorus:]
Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You’re the best of the worst around
Oh, Lulamoon
Oh, Lulamoon
The rest fall behind
To Lulamoon
To Lulamoon
Equestria’s greatest criminal mind
[Trixie:]
Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn’t all been
champagne and caviar. I’ve had my share of
adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate
detective, Princess Twilight Sparkle. For years, that
insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my
plans.
I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind. But, all
that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even
Twilight, can stand in my way! All will bow before
Trixie!
[Chorus:]
Oh, Lulamoon
Oh, Lulamoon
You’re tops and of course!
To Lulamoon
To Lulamoon
[Rover:]
To Lulamoon, Equestria’s greatest horse!
[Trixie:]
What was that? What did you call me?
[Thug 1:]
Oh, oh, he didn’t mean it, Trixie.
[Thug 2:]
I-it was just a slip of the tongue.
[Ratigan:]
I am NOT A HORSE!
[Thug 3:]
‘Course you’re not. You’re a unicorn!
[Thug 4:]
Yeah, that’s right. Right! A unicorn.
[Thug 5:]
Yeah, a unicorn!
[Trixie:]
SILENCE! Oh, my dear Rover, I’m afraid that
you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens
when somepony upsets me.
[Rover:]
Oh, Lulamoon
Oh, Lulamoon
You’re the tops and of course!
(Oh dear.)
To Lulamoon
To Lulamoon
To Lulamoon, Equestria’s greatest -
[Ursa Major:]
ROAR.
[Trixie:] Oh, Ursa, my precious, my baby. Did Mommy’s
little honey bun enjoy her tasty __?
[Ursa:]
Urp.
[Trixie:]
I trust there will be no further interruptions?
And now, as you were singing?
[Chorus:]
Even louder
We’ll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You’re more evil than even you
Oh, Lulamoon
Oh, Lulamoon
You’re one of a kind
To Lulamoon
To Lulamoon
Equestria’s greatest criminal mind
SoarinDash - “Senpai noticed me!” Cute.
Sparity - Eh.
TruffleTwist - Misfit cuties.
SweetieMash - Always adorable.
DocDerp - Cute with potential for adventure!
FlashLight - Not enough love.
FlutterMac - Gentle souls attract.
LightningDumbbell - Jerkshipping?
TrixBlood - Intriguing.
Rumbleloo - Yes.
Pinkie Pie = Oh no your not HOT DIGGEDY
Smallest recorded anyway, and that’s pretty dang close.
The marriage with the smallest age difference was two minutes.
…and that is totally crazy.
In real life, the greatest known age difference in a marriage was 83 years.
In my experience, only in Twilight, and Thor have I seen that. Thor gets a slight pass because it seems like Asgardians experience time differently or something, but in every other case it’s always creepy.
Oh come on, how many couples are there in fiction where one character is like 20, and the other about 20,000 years old? Its a world of technicolor ponies, magic, dragons, etc.
They have a strong relationship, sure, but the idea of romance between them in light of the insane age difference would make it downright outrageous.
Ironically, Discord is the one male character with the most interaction with Fluttershy.
In fact, after Shining/Cadance and arguably Spike/Rarity, Discord and Fluttershy are the most worked upon male/female relationship in the show.