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Description
Some Derpy Hooves, rocket jumping :)
Also starring Lieutenant Bites!
Also starring Lieutenant Bites!
Hey, I’m not even wearing a helmet!
What is your major malfunction, sister?
Drop dead and gimme 20!
You’re a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
(Imitating Derpy) Dis-missed!
There ain’t enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Applejack Demoman:
DOMINATED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I’ll notify Dinky… that ya sucked!
Hey, Private Haircut, I might have taken a bit too much off… your head!
Mother of mercy! Now that is a darn good domination!
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I’m drunk!
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Pinkie Pie Engineer:
Take that, rocket-girl.
That there is just a sad display, Derpy.
Don’t test my mettle, Derpy!
Dominated, ya darn Pegasus.
You just got drafted into my war!
That’s what it feels like when Phoenix’s cry, soldier-girl.
Next time, lift your lid and you might see it coming!
This is what happens when you fight a mare.
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Fluttershy Sniper:
I own you, you pickle-headed drongo!
All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?!
Take that, ya rocket-hopping simpleton!
Hey! Can you lend Angel and I your shovel, so we can dig your grave?!
Dominated, you plodding potatohead!
At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Rarity Spy:
Maybe your colleagues will send a mare next time.
I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton.
At least you died for honor – and my amusement!
Oh, Derpy, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)
They can bury you in the ‘Tomb of the Unskilled Solderp!’
It only makes sense that the high-flying Soldier would be a pegasus!