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Some Derpy Hooves, rocket jumping :)
 
Also starring Lieutenant Bites!

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Background Pony #5E21
Rainbow Scout:  
Hey, I’m not even wearing a helmet!  
What is your major malfunction, sister?  
Drop dead and gimme 20!  
You’re a disgrace to the uniform, pal!  
(Imitating Derpy) Dis-missed!  
There ain’t enough crits in the world to kill me!  
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Applejack Demoman:  
DOMINATED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!  
I’ll notify Dinky… that ya sucked!  
Hey, Private Haircut, I might have taken a bit too much off… your head!  
Mother of mercy! Now that is a darn good domination!  
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I’m drunk!  
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Pinkie Pie Engineer:  
Take that, rocket-girl.  
That there is just a sad display, Derpy.  
Don’t test my mettle, Derpy!  
Dominated, ya darn Pegasus.  
You just got drafted into my war!  
That’s what it feels like when Phoenix’s cry, soldier-girl.  
Next time, lift your lid and you might see it coming!  
This is what happens when you fight a mare.  
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Fluttershy Sniper:  
I own you, you pickle-headed drongo!  
All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?!  
Take that, ya rocket-hopping simpleton!  
Hey! Can you lend Angel and I your shovel, so we can dig your grave?!  
Dominated, you plodding potatohead!  
At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!  
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Rarity Spy:  
Maybe your colleagues will send a mare next time.  
I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton.  
At least you died for honor – and my amusement!  
Oh, Derpy, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)  
They can bury you in the ‘Tomb of the Unskilled Solderp!’
Random-Rambling
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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I try to tell people “Why don’t MORE people have Derpy as the Soldier?! She’d be perfect!”
 
It only makes sense that the high-flying Soldier would be a pegasus!