WHY IS THIS NOT A THING?!

So many shout outs in one strip!

Twilight: …I think we may have created a new life-form entirely.

I know only one off-color Dewey Decimal joke.
 
“WHILE I couldn’t agree less with Richard Cravatts’s take on the  
enforcement of the laws concerning privacy, I will agree with his  
contention that librarians know the Dewey Decimal System. That a  
librarian’s professional training concentrates on mastering the use of  
the system is quite off the mark, however, and as enlightened a concept  
in the 21st century as starting a fire with a stone and a spark.
 
In any event, should he himself ever need to be catalogued, I’ve got a  
spot for him on the shelf at 621.945. That would be the 620s for  
Engineering, 621.9 for Tools and Fabricating Equipment, and,  
specifically, 621.945 for Boring Tools.”

Army of Darkness reference.

I love that he’s drawn in the same style as the timber wolves.

@Background Pony #C7E2  
Either that, or a very young Treebeard.

…IS he groot?

Well. That was fast.