I don’t dream of butts, Luna.

@Sergei  
Tip, My lady

@MrUnimportant  
If that’s the worst you’ve ever had… simply existing in one of my dreams would instantly kill you.

She’s onto me.

Umm, yeah. Most of the time, I usually see only darkness when I sleep. the few times I DO dream, it’s usually something mundane, like washing dishes, playing a game that doesn’t exist, etc. The only time I had a naughty dream, was when I was 12, and I was just watching the two ladies in it.
 
There was ONE interesting dream I recently had though. Me and a friend were doing a puzzle, and my mom called. Don’t remember what the call was about, but when she said “Oh my lord”, I dropped the phone, and knew (somehow) to turn on the TV.
 
On that TV was a feed of dog-sized scorpions, tearing through a number of soldiers, until the group was toying with the last one… That’s when I felt something on my leg, and looked down, calmly holding back a similar scorpion, while chastising it like a pet, that got too playful.
 
I woke up more confused, than anything else.

@NotSoFrequentUser  
Wow, that one awesome dream

A few nights ago i dreamed EqG Twilight was tricked to follow a group of argentinian gangster kids after a game of a crossover of  
Mario party,Touhou and Ponies.

…I have no rebuttal to that.

Last night I dreamt I got covered in maple syrup. I woke up, realized I wasn’t even sticky, and my half-asleep mind concluded that it was ectoplasmic maple syrup.
 
Clearly, you’ve got someone else’s dreams in mind, Moonbutt.

…I don’t dream of butts, I dream of fun bags.

No, that’s what I daydream of