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“…Like this one time, I was supposed to be watching my cousin’s kid, and she wanted to eat ice cream for dinner, and you know, I thought, ‘I’ve never tried that before!’ Kids have good ideas some times. But then I got all hyperactive and did a bunch of tricks to impress her and crashed and broke both my wings and all four legs and she started throwing up because she had too much ice cream…When I woke up in the hospital, I wasn’t allowed to watch my cousin’s kid anymore.”

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Master Fox

The Sword was used to slice the stale bread. After that failed, well they just tried to make the grilled cheese without slicing the bread. Then onto milkshakes after that and the can of soup failed.