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Champions of Equestria

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Twisty

I’m a white boy, but my neck is red  
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread  
My face is pale, nah, I’ve never been in jail  
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail  
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!  
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero  
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm  
Dr. Phil’s my uncle and I like to hang with him I can’t dance I wear khaki pants  
My middle name’s Lance My Grandma’s from France So maybe I’m wack ‘Cause my skin ain’t black But you can’t talk smack ’Cause whitey just struck back