“Baby I can give you anything you please  
Even share my government cheese  
And baby you can have as much as you like, you like  
I said you can go have as much as you like, you like  
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

@A Sad Pony  
Agreed!

@T-storm Berzerker  
Meh. As long as we’re all comrades in our love for that speedy rainbow-maned pegasus who is the Eternal Majesty of Cheese Empire, I’m good.

@JP  
Belly rubs? Really? Is that all you have? Plus, she’s been through that stuff herself. coughcupcakescough and mind you she kills ponies herself at the rainbow factory.

@A Sad Pony  
Hey, that’s just how that franchise goes. I would continue with this comment thread of an RP battle for a fictional horse character, but I am already sleepy and don’t want to miss this episode when it actually comes out tomorrow. Lets just call it quits and lets just pretend that JP has his own Dashie, I have my own Dashie, and you have your own Dashie. That could work right?

@T-storm Berzerker  
Look what you’ve done now, Berzerker. Little Dashie is crying and traumatized, having had to see me being sliced apart. I’m fine again, but do you know how hard it is to type while holding a crying and shaking little pony? It will take a lot of belly rubbing (and more) until she’s back to her normal self. This will take months, if not years. I advise you avoid violence, because that makes little ponies sad.
 
And your Warhammer is no match for a magnetar’s wrath.

@T-storm Berzerker  
I don’t think what I’m talking about is Warhammer-specific. ¬_¬

@A Sad Pony  
Thats warhammer 40,000 for you. I recommend checking that stuff out. It has books, board games, and video games. And once you learn more, you’ll know that this franchise has some pretty overpowered, and ridiculous stuff.

@T-storm Berzerker  
What kind of RP etiquette is that, assuming you win just off the bat?
 
That’s no fun, man.

@JP  
Very well then. You leave me no choice.  
starts slicing JP with lightning claws and throws remains into the god-emperors holy fire and walks off with rainbow whilst reading to her some daring do

@T-storm Berzerker  
The answer is still “no”. No business.

Cheese Scepter?! Oh my God, they really went there.

@RainbowWarrior
 
Wiscoltson would be the ponified name for Wisconsin IMO.

@A Sad Pony  
Eh, dont matter. I have important business with Jp than with you.

@T-storm Berzerker  
No.
 
You’re a very silly man and I’ve decided not to play with you any more.

@A Sad Pony  
How about the whooooole plant! Lifetime supply!

@T-storm Berzerker  
that’s a terrible bribe
 
you’re terrible at this

@A Sad Pony  
Not bad, but cheese isnt as gloriuos as teh empra! As for you, I had franklin steal a truckload of gabriel shots. Oh and there was a police chase while it all happened! Its all yours if you quit easvdropping on our meeting. Five truckloads if you exit the building.

Meanwhile, in Wisconsin…….

@T-storm Berzerker  
*sledgehammer breaks*  
23 DAMAGE
 
Ach. Nice try, but I had my Peter Gabriel shots recently.
 
One of the perks of being in Her Speediness’s Royal Cheese Empire.

@JP  
So do I! how about this, you can play with dashie for today, but tomorrow you hand her over to me! And since im a nice guy, I’ll give you the bondage table and feather duster for free! Yes or no!
 
 
@A Sad Pony  
hits sad pony in the head with heavy sledgehammer

@T-storm Berzerker  
I want Dashie to be happy.

*chuckles in his office*
 
I warned him. JP’s integrity and love for Dash’s well-being cannot be matched.
 
Now, let’s see… set aside 3 bits here, 5 bits there… …is this bit wooden…?

@JP  
Then what do you want!?