past Cadance: were i foal sitting a foal who a same attitude of blueblood, in my mind i feeling i foal sitting blueblood, this colt a some gust to try to bossing a alicorn princess plus his foal sitting! of corur his parent a not be happy of the attitude he use on me! i dont remenber what punishement his father a give to him but alfter this he never try again…..but what is annoying me blueblood who say foal sitting is a job for low live pony not for a princess! aunty celestia her support me and all foals i foal sitting love…but one, i dont remenber his name…mayby is i dont want remenber of him?  
but my little favourite is the younger sister of my belove shininig armor and her name is twilight sparkle, we,re become so close i feeling we be sisters….got her as sister-in-law will be wonderful! aaaaw but i wish for she make friends!  
cadance: i be married with shining armor and got twilight as my sister-in-law! and her friends are wonderful and what is more wonderful is twilight and her friends are heroes who save equestria two time and save aunty luna from be nightmare moon! twilight a save my weidding too! she the best sister-in-law a mare can dream off!  
Luna: yes she wonderful she help too! celestia a make the right choise to take her as her top student!

People of Derpibooru, you are witnessing the birth of an asshole.

To be fair, it’s probably insanely hard to measure up to how easy foalsitting for Twilight probably was. I mean, she’s a sedentary bookworm with an almost unhealthy will to please, and I imagine she was a suckup when she was small.
 
Also, I might be wrong on this, but I read somewhere sending kids away when they’re screaming “I hate you” is exactly the wromg approach…