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Awesome work, good sir. ^^
Rarity: “Sell it for a lot of money?”
Princess Twilight: “NO! Then someone will buy the thing!”
Applejack: “So? It’d be outta yer mane and you’d make a lotta bits!”
Princess Twilight: “Discord made the thing to make fun of me and make me look narcissistic! I don’t want anyone to see it, even if it is worth a fortune. No, what I’m going to do is build a prison for the thing! Deep, deep, underground in a dangerous crypt full of lethal traps!”
Fluttershy: “Oh but Twilight! Won’t somepony get hurt if you have d-deadly traps inside?”
Princess Twilight: “Nah, nopony is so stupid and brave to try going into some incredibly dangerous crypt.”
Rainbow Dash: “Except for Dar-!”
Pinkie Pie: “Ooh this is so exciting! We’re going to build an underground crypt! How about a trap that drowns a pony in chocolate? That’s the only way I would want to go out! The last thing I remember before I die is the delicious taste of chocolate!”
SIX MONTHS LATER
Daring Do: “A brand new crypt was built? Usually I raid ancient crypts but I guess I could try a fresh one. Now there’s a book title! Daring Do and the Scepter of Princess Twilight Sparkle! Nah, too long. I’ll drop the Sparkle part.”
FIVE MONTHS LATER
Princess Twilight: “New Daring Do book announced… Daring Do and the Scepter of… W-W-WHAT?!”
Rainbow Dash: “Congrats Twilight! Your name is on the book!”
Spike: “Twilight… Uh you won’t like this. The scepter isn’t in the crypt.”
Princess Twilight: “GRRRR… DARING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Yeah, it’s a little Escher-esque.
Daring Do and the Smiling Scepter
Well, it is one of Discord’s creations.
I’d say she’s more comparable to Pitfall Harry
Who ever said her name was a Indiana Jones reference?
It doesn’t.
But she is basically the pony Indiana Jones.
ill fookin bash ye
(It looks cool, though.)
’Bout the best I could come up with.