@Background Pony #1975  
haha ouch

>sad but true  
>fur? meh.  
>bellyrubs? half-meh  
>implying RD sleeps in a bed  
>sad for me, good for her ‘cause I’d crush her in my sleep  
>I don’t like coffee and I usually wake up in the late afternoon  
>cooking meat for a pony? bacon is overrated too  
>my balls are thankful for that one  
>implying she’d let anyone broom her  
>feels bad man  
>marriage is for faggots  
>that’s for the best, my food is MY food, MINE, made by ME  
>well I already have trouble fitting in the tub by myself  
>implying I ever go outside  
>sad, she’d totally approve my tastes in movies  
>my back is thankful for that
 
When detailed and analyzed more thoroughly, this doesn’t look quite as sad.

@Trachyon  
;_;

Compulsive
 
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>tfw you will never spend an autumn evening with Rainbow Dash, both staring up at the sky until the sun sets.  
>tfw you will never see Rainbow silhouetted against a stark winter sky as she rushes down to tackle-hug you into the snow, laughing and squealing as you roll around with her.  
>tfw you will never spend a summer afternoon under the shade of a tree, Rainbow tucked snugly against you and snoring into your chest with her forelegs wrapped around your torso  
>tfw you will never run a marathon with Rainbow at your side with every step, shouting constant motivation and support and driving you go beyond you limit.  
>tfw you will never get into bed after her and feel her fur on your skin as you spoon against her, burying your nose in her mane and nibbling on her ear to quiet giggling.  
>tfw you will never fall asleep with Rainbow Dash snoring beside you, hugging you in her sleep enough that you know she’ll still be atop you in the morning.  
>tfw you will never fall asleep after a long, exhausting day with the warmth and rhythmic breathing of Rainbow snuggling with you, content with the knowledge that she’ll be there to start off a brand new and exciting day with you, in only a few hours.
 
>tfw I write shit like this because I am a massive sleep-deprived scrub who is dangerously obsessed with a blue cartoon pony.

>you will never cum inside her

Psst,4Shit..  
>you will never be more than a glorified comment section

>you will never cook bacon for her  
>you will never marry her
 
…yeah, being a sensible human being, I’d rather not. The rest are agreeable though.