Now if they only learned to share, then every one could be happy… Except of course for Big Mac…

“And then when I come home from a most stressful day at my boutique,having had to deal with flapable customers and rainbows “ruffianesses”,I’ll come home and see you.You of course would be filthy from your work in those drounched applefields ,so we’ll take a bath together.And I would tell you about my day and you would listen and give me your best verbal support and then with all the frustration of the day we would break out the wine and start cleaning each other’s …darling do you feel something breathing on the back of your neck?

“Stable Mareages”  
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Well gotta gives points to the double pun.

Big Mac: go away! you crazy mares! you will never separate me from my comic books!