Forget the wings, the toy has alicorn body but a normal pony head. Uh, this is painful to look at.

@Background Pony  
“Relax, it’s just a toy”? I don’t think you quite grasp the figures involved.  
If Hasbro made any effort whatsoever to make their toys more accurate, their sales would increase very dramatically.
 
We’re commenting on the idiocy of a corporation for losing out on quite a lot of cash that they COULD have had by making minimal, non-invasive changes that would not have cost them a penny more to enact. I honestly don’t think you’ve read any of the comments here, sparky.

@Jadefire Maybe they secretly wish they’d been able to turn into an anime company when they had the chance during Sigma Six?

@Tenafly Viper  
“Hot Dog! These Princess Cadence dolls sold great! Lets shorten this season to half the episodes to cut costs and make another princess. Who’s the main character?”
 
“Excuse me sir?! Don’t you even watch the show? Its Twilight Sparkle.”
 
“You think I actually watch the show? Me and my friends at the money factory-uh I mean toy designers just read the cliff notes. Make her a princess.”
 
“But…the whole show is about equality. How are you going to-?”
 
“I got it. Remember that old script Magical Mystery Cure written in 2011? Lets merge it with the script for Princess Coronation.”
 
“But that second script was scrapped because it was terrible! And we only had two good songs for the first script! We wanted to ease Twilight into the idea of becoming Celestia’s successor, and eventually have her decide to give it up so she wouldn’t outlive her friends. We didn’t want to make her the 4th princess or something, she’ll be the elephant in the room everywhere and make everyone she goes and make everyone else look inferior.”
 
“Screw that noise. Make it happen.”
 
“But sir, won’t we need 14 episodes to do all that in one season finale?”
 
“Nope. 13 episodes and that’s that. Make it a musical or something to cut normally required scenes into montages. They’ll eat it up.”
 
“Y-yes sir.”
 
“Oh, and make sure to make an 70 minute theatrical release movie with all humans. I want to double the toy releases.”
 
“A 70 minute?…humans!?…we won’t even have time to get the script in for editing! The plot holes will be enormous! At best we might only make one catchy song!”
 
“Is that my problem? Hop to it!”

@InvaderSplooge  
THIS SO MUCH.

I mean, being straight-up inaccurate isn’t saving them money or anything.  
It would benefit them GREATLY to just take one little look at the show and make it as they sees it!

@Zaedrin  
You’d think it would have sunk in already, considering that their sales went up dramatically after changing the Celestia toys to white…

Relax, it’s just a toy.

@Tenafly Viper  
Shouldn’t we all write them a letter telling them to get their fucking shit together? Stop wasting so much goddamn plastic!

@InvaderSplooge  
Same. It’s like they think kids are colorblind. My niece even commented on the fugly orange crown on the Luna in my display cabinet.

What struck me about this thing when I saw it in-store was the SHEER FUCKING SIZE. That thing is HOOGE!

@InvaderSplooge  
A-fucking-men to that. The toy designers and execs are completely separated from reality .

@Tenafly Viper  
Sometimes I truly question the sanity of Hasbro toy designers, execs, etc.

Habro, DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT QUALITY?!

@Jadefire  
They look more teal-ish to me, but either way, they’re terrible.  
Like…WHY?? That’s what I do not fucking understand. WHY CAN THE WINGS NOT JUST BE THE CORRECT FUCKING COLOR???

Isn’t it amaZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING~!?

Hasbro sure has a fetish for blue wings.

Celestia: “Just go with it Twilight. Eventually, you’ll get an accurate one and they’ll just repaint these into Cadance figures.”  
Cadance: “Hey!…Oh, who am I kidding, it’s true.”

Good Morning. Please, have a seat.  
Glances at résumé  
Hmm… It says here that you talk, sing, twinkle and move. That’s quiet an impressive repertoire of skills, Ms. Sparkle. Maybe you do have what it takes to be a viable asset to our company.

@Putinforgod  
Wow  
So wings  
Such twinkle

“Wow,now I have wings!” Will be my favorite phrase ever!

How many rounds of “I like the twinkly unicorn - but can you make it pinker?” do you think this got?

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