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Question: You know, when girls bully you, it means they secretly like you
 
“I dont think that this question makes sense. Im pretty sure that Diamond Tiara doesnt like me, I thought she did when she asked me to help her study at her place. Guess I was way off since I still get mean looks from her. Flitter says that they must like me I dont know, I havent been invited back for studying since.
 
Silver Spoon seems to be talking to me more.”
 
Full dialog:
 
Rumble:The first level of the atmosphere is the, uh, troposphere, which is where most of the clouds produced by Cloudsdale stay. The next highest is the mesosphere, where temperatures can reach freezing at the peak by the stratosphere.
 
SS: I heard it can get pretty warm though.
 
Rumble: Unless youre really close to the troposphere we learned all this already
 
DT: Freezing huh, its getting kinda chilly in here
 
SS: Why did we ask him to tutor us? I thought we didnt want to be seen with blankflanks.
 
DT: Because firstly, there isnt a fair helping of colts to go around, and the ones available are not Tiara material. Secondly, that flightless blankflank is wasted on him, its like, embarrassing got it?
 
SS: Well alright It makes sense but how come your air conditioner didnt work? Hes just telling us about the atmosphere
 
DT: UHG! Thats because hes a Pegasus. They dont feel cold the way other ponies do remember? Miss Cheerilee taught us that in class. No wonder its not working at this temperature! No matter, Ill just plunge the temperature even more. This will work.
 
Rumble: Jet streams are powerful air currents produced by pegasi cities to aid in transport of goods between landmasses around the globe they are sighted by cirrus clouds that form near them
 
SS: Y-y-yeah.
 
DT: S-s-sounds righ-t-t-t-t-t.
 
Rumble: Cirrus clouds, or horsetails are produced to buffer early scheduled warm fronts and typically uh are you guys cold or something?
 
DT and SS: YES.
 
Rumble: Okay, sit tight.
 
SS: This is so dumb. We shouldnt even be sitting here listening to this junk. I wish somebody would pull me out of this snoozefe-
 
Yoink
 
Rumble: There we go! Now you wont feel a chill! I guess it must be wicked cold for the two of you to be shivering like that.
 
SS: Just what are you looking at? UHG
 
Rumble: Sorry its just your eyes. Theyre violent like mine are. Youre always wearing glasses so I never noticed until now theyre pretty.
 
SS: Thanks.
 
Filthy Rich: Diamond Tiaraaa!
 
DT: Yes. Father?
 
Filthy Rich: Tell your friend to pack up, his brother is here.
 
DT: Duly noted, goodbye Rumble.
 
Rumble: Oh well, some other time.
 
DT: What was that? We were supposed to be working together!
 
SS: Why are you complaining about me? Like its my fault!
 
DT: Why did you push up your glasses then?
 
SS: I didnt need to SEE to hear him TALK about clouds!
 
DT: Oh likely story! Shut up! This wasnt even my idea! Shut up Im in myownroom!
 
Thunderlane: So tell me little dude, how was tutoring the terrible twosome?
 
Rumble: It was alright, wicked easy. Pretty much me reading stuff aloud and them listening. Like school, but less distracting. It did get kind of cold.
 
Thunderlane: Think theyll be off your back from now on?
 
Rumble: I dunno. They did as me to come over and help.
 
Thunderlane: Guess you took Flitters advice to handle them right?
 
Rumble: Killem with kindness. Yeah, I think it worked.
 
Thunderlane: I think Cloudchaser has some good advice what was it again?
 
Rumble: Thunder come on, I cant-
 
Thunderlane: Beat those bitches bloody!
 
SS: Hmph. ! Finds and holds feather

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