Twilight:WHAT!? THIS Is not True! Us Pony be all Horny in some season but not all time! if we be you will see every pony have sex every day and night! so what you is not true!  
Anon: but this here!(he point a mare obside be horny)  
Twilight: Oh for Celestia Sake this the 100 time this mare try to have sex with everypony she see, i call a doctor, this pony is sicking crazy! the last mount she a break the poor stallion she a sex with it and now he in hospital for ripe broken! what ever you anon, dont get close of her or you will join all her poor victime, she rape 100 victime! oh and 70% of them are human!  
Anon: OH!? eh i really need to hide?  
Twilight: Yes if dont want broken, she maybe a unicorn but she not master of magic like me or the princess! i feel sorry for all human a be rape, this mare is all the time in heat!  
Anon: and the pony victime?  
Twilight: 10% of earth pony,10% of pegasus and 10% of unicorn, note all unicorn are not very good in magic and all her victime are only male aduilt and you are save in my home but if most go out, you most not pass call of her by less of 5 meter or she will fond you and is hello hospital by raping and broken body! many pony she fuck her victime by less of one minute, so say your pray if she get you!  
Anon: OH my god she a monster!?, a succubus!?  
Twilight: no, only crazy in heat!

It was at this moment Twilight knew….she was incredibly fucking horny.

“Should I do it?”  
Emperor Palpatine: “Do it.”

Well, only unicorns, really.

It’s true

Yeah. That sounds about right.

@Baron_Noir
 
Lol 10/10. Trolling Jesus is best Jesus.

@Baron_Noir  
No. Just no.

Especially during estrus.

“Anon pls stahp”

@FanOfMostEverything  
Hey! We are no-OH GOD MY HORN IS BULGING!!

Only the unicorns, Anon.