May 27 *Groans in -5 semitones*

Octavia, Fluttershy, and I decide to try out a night of BDSM with me as a submissive one.  
Would be a lot more sense if Fluttershy’s a submissive one but, ehh, try something new.

“Twinkle and Fluttershy are your sexfriends.”
 
Oh my god, yes! <3 <3 <3

@Scrounge  
Ah, the world is a cruel mistress indeed.
 
Now I’ll actually have to work to get Rainbow Blitz like that.

@Ba’al Pungo  

 
I can’t either, and I’m kinda surprised to fun into someone else with that problem, actually.

I snap my fingers, and poof, Rainbow Blitz with either Dusk Shine or Apple Fritter appear spread-eagle on my bed!
 
Too bad I can’t snap my fingers, or at least not as well as others… I would hope it doesn’t matter whether or not there’s actually a “snap”.

I get to try being a Sub to Spitfire’s Dom. I’m a little uneasy, but not so much so as to flat out refuse.

Me, Apple Bloom, and Rainbow Dash have a foursome with Scootaloo.  
And then presumably me and RD get banished to the moon, assuming we survive AJ’s beating long enough for the authorities to find us.  
Thing is, if the CMC were older, that could actually be done - I mean, it’d be a stretch just like any foursome of canon MLP characters would be, but if I saw a picture of it I wouldn’t go ‘that’s so out of character’  
Though, let’s face it, Scoots would only pay attention to the most awesome Pegasus in existence (RD), and both of them have a bit of a reputation of, let’s say, ‘playing the odds’ (because there’s more mares than stallions, get it?) - so, it’d not really be a foursome, just some ‘heavy preening’ between the pegasi while I bone Bloom.

6/26… what

Twinkleshine,Fluttershy and/or Rarity are my sex friends?! OMG! :D

Me SS AJ and TS have a foursome

Sweetie Belle, untie me this very instant!

Princess Molestia ties me to my bed while she waves her plot in my face while playing with my vagina. Sounds like something she would do.

after a wild night of drunken sex i get Shimmer and Cadence Pregnant? Princess Skyla is coming Caddy

Me: (with Rainbow Dash, Trixie, Vinyl, Octavia, Pinkie Pie, Spitfire, and…a lot of background ponies) I’m the only guy here!?! Lucky.

Nude wrestling with humanized Apple Fritter and Minuette. Totally ok with this.

march 23rd … my favorite pony gives me head in my sleep ? dammit i want to be awake during it !

twilight sparkle and dinky or rainbow dash are my sex friends

@Talos
 
If you mount her she’ll convince all the Nords that your a god of some sort.

Babs Seed dares me to milk Spitfire who becomes so turned on by this that she wants me to mount her…yes or no? I cannot decide!

may 30,no complaints as long as shes carful with her teeth

Cadence hits me and Apple Bloom with a love spell causing me to mount AB  
I’m on pedo rehab, this won’t help me at all

Twinkleshine dared me to milk Fluttershy?  
Don’t have to ask me twice. :D

Queen Chrys, why did you tie me down.  
Queen Chrys, get that plot out of my face  
QUEEN CHR-MUUURRRP

Shimmer wants me to milk applejack I’m ok with this 12/30