Me and Silver Spoon are having the time of our lives partying in the U.S.A

Nov. 1

Eyyy, I don’t need to go anywhere!

After the USA party, Shining Armor escorts me to a room, ties me up and rapes me.

Shiny and I visit Hagia Sophia? Okay, at least I get to see Constantinople.

I suppose Big Mac is more sophisticated than I had thought, what with the whole English tea party thing.

Me and Twilight Sparkle have a tea party in England. Now Twily, would that be one lump or two?

Watching a lakhon dance in Thailand with Lyra? Oh my gosh, that would be interesting.

me and spike pick tulips in the Netherlands. you know so he can give them to rarity

Applebloom and I ride llamas on Peru
 
Seems fair enough

Me and Spike do capoeira in Brazil. I already practice capoeira! Its my martial art of choice!

Flower viewing with fluttershy. Seems really legit.

me and Junebug go to Madagascar to play with the lemurs

Dash: Why are they wearing hats?
 
Me: Why am I riding one who’s looking at me like I was an all-you-can-eat buffet?

Flower viewing with Discord, oh gods.

India again… this time with Princess Celestia. Ought to be interesting. She ought to love it there. I heard vegetarian diets are a big thing.

Me and DT are going to India… Silver Spoon’s probably gonna break my legs before I even get to the airport.

Welp, Spike and I are going Christmas Shopping in Germany.
 
And none of us speak German.
 
We’re buggered

Me and Princess Cadance visit the Hagia Sophia in Turkey.

Me and Cadence watch lakhon dance in thailand.  
I dunno what’s that lakhon but i’ve always wanted to go to thailand

I get to go to a German Christmas Market with Cadence. This will be fun. Hopefully we can go to Spain so I can practice my Spanish.

 
Byzantine, motherf-kers!

I pick tulips in the Netherlands with Cheerilee.

Tea party in England with Shining Armor?  
fookin ell m8

Me and Armor go to German Christmas market.  
Probably getting an Anniversary gift for his wife and brought me along because I can speak German.

Me and Apple Fritter go visit Lal Qila in India.  
Apple Fritter:“Mike,how can we go to India?”Yes,my name is Mike  
Me:Don’t worry,here’s a cool wooden bed with soft pillows,blankets,small blankies,and plushies. There’s a flashlight there too!  
Apple Fritter:How do we use the bed for going to Lal Qila?  
Me:Easily,it’s powered with a hairdryers,it flies really fast with the hairdryer power.  
Apple Fritter:Hairdryer power? Does it exist?  
Me:pulls out two SalonDry hairdryers and ties them to the sides of the bed We need to turn it on,just take your bows off while we’re flying!  
Apple Fritter:Why?  
Me:Let the wind flow through your mane!  
Apple Fritter:Okay,let’s do it!  
Me:3,2,1,GO!  
Bed flies to Lal Qila in a really amazing and fast speed  
Apple Fritter:THAT WAS COOL! :)