@Evowizard25  
Okay, if it takes a hundred tries, that’s a clear sign you’re doing something wrong.
 
Still though, I’d take my advice with a grain of salt. After all, every one is different and you really shouldn’t take dating advice from some faggot on the internet who’s never even had a girlfriend. shrug
 
Best of luck to ya, though.

@GargantuanBass  
I kind of guessed after the 100th rejection. grumbles irritatingly
 
Discord Oh don’t be down in the dumps. You’ve got me.
 
me MY LIFE IS OVER!

@Evowizard25  
Word of advice, as far as I know, all that flowery language doesn’t make one “smooth”. It just comes off as trying too hard.

@GargantuanBass  
Well if it’s in good fun it’s okay. :D
 
And out of all those things, I’ve only got a fedora which I rarely wear. (Don’t like beards. I’ve been trying to grow a mustache though…haven’t been succesful.)
 
And I just believe that a person should be nice and a gentleman to others. (Though I’m nowhere near this smooth with girls in real life. I’m far too shy and get really nervous.)

@GargantuanBass  
I have literally never heard of that before.
 
And wish to never hear it again.

@Evowizard25  
You poor lad. Here, let me bring you up to speed.
 
http://www.reddit.com/r/worstof/comments/15yl38/ratheism_user_creates_quote_in_this_moment_i_am/
 
Euphoric has become sort of a slang term to describe those who don fedoras, preach atheism in a harsh manner, has a neckbeard, generally feels entitled to women just because they’re “a nice guy” (even though this is usually not the case), smug, believes themselves to be superior to most people, and all that shit.
 
Not that you’re any of these things, but the “romantic” language you used in your comment resembled it to a degree, basically made me think of a guy calling a woman “m’lady” in the modern era.
 
Don’t take it personally. It’s all in good fun. I’m sure you’re a great guy.

@GargantuanBass  
Doesn’t it mean really happy. I thought that was what it meant.

@Evowizard25  
You have no clue what I meant by euphoric did you?

@GargantuanBass  
What?

@GargantuanBass
 
…That’s a bit much, don’t you think?

@Evowizard25  
/r/atheism is that way buddy.

@GargantuanBass  
How can I not be. Sunset is the light in my darkness. My hope against ill. My….Discord? Where are the rest of my love notes?
 
Discord sits a bit off, eating some paper What?
 
me DISCORD!

@Evowizard25  
You sound pretty euphoric, bud.

My lady. grabs a handkerchief out from my pocket and holds it out to her It’s not much right now, but I believe you’re pretty face needs some cleaning.  
I’d also be willing to escort you home tonight. I don’t think that this night would be the best to be alone.

“They finally learned the magic of friendship… * sniff * I’m so proud…”